Posts tagged ... Del is that you
A glorious dawn
where the city ends and the wild begins
TOM HARDY HASN’T ANSWERED A SINGLE ONE OF MY FAN LETTERS.
YOU SEND LETTERS? THAT’S SO OLD FASHIONED. I’VE MAILED HIM FOUR EXTREMELY LONG AND INCREASINGLY PROVOCATIVE PHOTOBOOTH VIDEOS ON TINY FLASH DRIVES.
WOW. AND NO RESPONSE?
NOT A WORD.
WHAT A JERK. SOMEONE SHOULD SMACK HIS SUCCULENT, PLUMP LIPS.
RIGHT? THEY OUGHT TO SLAP HIM RIGHT IN HIS THICK, DENSE PECS.
I BET THAT WOULD SOUND AMAZING.
LIKE THROWING A STEAK ONTO A MARBLE COUNTERTOP.
… MAN, IT’S REALLY WARM IN HERE.
I NOTICED THAT TOO.
