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today I menaced a wasp into getting the fuck out of my flat

So, my Eurovision drinking game rules!

1. key change
2. exposed underwear (one sip per performer)
3. pyrotechnics
4. obvious rip-off of last year’s winner
5. eta: annoying local instrument
6. person giving their country’s score throws in some really bad Swedish
7. the audience boos

so as a part of my therapy (a small part, jesus fuck I’m in a lot of therapy) I’m supposed to make little reminder cards for moments when my brain decides that I’m literally the worst

some of the cards will have Useful Things To Do (hold an ice cube, go outside, listen to the B-side of Abbey Road), and some should have positive thoughts to help counteract negative ones

basically: please say nice things (about me or in general), it’s for science

> uses a Lidl plaster “for sensitive skin”

> gets a horrific rash

MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS BACK

THANK FUCK I WAS LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

shut up I don’t have a problem

my internet connection is down

I’m so upset

I brought up the whole homophobic douchery kerfuffle from last Thursday in a ward meeting today (so all the patients and staff). I think I managed to come across as calm and not entirely hysterical, which honestly is what I was going for. It’s clear he doesn’t and won’t agree with me, but at least I won’t have to fucking listen to it anymore.

The staff kept telling me how “brave” I was, which is hilarious, because I am in no way intimidated by that dude on any level, and it’s not like everyone there didn’t already KNOW I was a great big gayist.

(Also I was sort of a dick to the guy, but in that insidious, politely patronising way where he would look paranoid saying anything. No regrets tbh.)

today I got to ride a super dramatic and fiery grey (ie. white, horse terms are weird) Arabian horse and pretend I was about to go rescue princesses

also the weather was beautiful so I drove my Mini there; one of the other riders said we suited each other, and a small child was so distracted he nearly biked into a ditch

so that was pretty great

whenever I get a new follower, my reaction is a mixture of ‘omg yay I love you’ and ‘… WHY THO’

I just got three in like twenty minutes

1. hi guys!
2. whut

it kind of feels like all my teeth are going to fall out

either this is a new type of crazy or all these years of not flossing are finally catching up to me

watching gordon ramsay’s british tv things, especially christmas specials etc, is so weird because he’s all happy and bouncy and excitable

and I can’t tell if he’s just super into food or on astonishing amounts of cocaine

on the upside my cold is better than yesterday

on the downside I have a cut on my gums and my nose is so chapped it’s peeling

someone on AO3 is also writing a groundhog day-esque les mis au

I’m pretty sure mine is better

why don’t I have a girlfriend

I mean aside from the fact that I’m too mentally ill to leave the house ever